Saturday, February 22, 2014

Movie 43 (2013)



A series of interconnected short films follows a washed-up producer as he pitches insane story lines featuring some of the biggest stars in Hollywood.

Devil's Due (2014)



After a mysterious, lost night on their honeymoon, a newlywed couple finds themselves dealing with an earlier-than-planned pregnancy. While recording everything for posterity, the husband begins to notice odd behavior in his wife that they initially write off to nerves, but, as the months pass, it becomes evident that the dark changes to her body and mind have a much more sinister origin.

Thursday, February 20, 2014

Battle of the Damned (2013)



Following a deadly viral outbreak, private military soldier Max Gatling leads a handful of survivors and a ragtag band of robots against an army of the infected.

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (2013)



With the 70s behind him, San Diego's top rated newsman, Ron Burgundy, returns to take New York's first 24-hour news channel by storm.

Saturday, February 15, 2014

Frozen (2013) Film review




Review by CommanderCobra & Superiorwheeljack So everybody is loving this new film, I was forced to see it after a chaotic incident involving a confused friend. Well, was the film as good as Rotten Tomatoes said? Or does it fail the barometer completely. Read on for my full review.

Animation: Very good, if not, pixar level. I have to say it's great.

Music: Not good, and the vocals were terrible.

Actual Story: NOTE: The characters will all be described by their hair/title/or species:  So this fictional kingdom of Ariandelle's(?) Royal family has two daughters. One, who has weird snow powers not explained how she got them, and one somewhat delusional, but more sane than her sister. One day, blondes is playing with the ginger and makes the castles ball-room (without waking anyone...) covered with snow. While playing, she "accidentally" (It looked suspicious, COME ON) strikes her sister in the head with her powers, totally forgetting reality as ginger would be dead automatically. The royal family takes her to "the trolls" (No, not the internet species -_-) and heals the ginger (Whose real name is anna... I think...) but the side affect is, Anna won't remember the magical part of their adventures, like making the brain think they were outside the entire time- You know, this is getting really long, go search on wikipedia for the entire plot.

Verdict: This scene contains one of the worst overreactive-over dramatic death scenes I have ever seen. The songs suck, the script is bad. Just no

Final score: 1/5 Terrible, the animation is potentially the only life-saver for this fail.

Friends with Benefits (2011)



While trying to avoid the clichés of Hollywood romantic comedies, Dylan and Jamie soon discover however that adding the act of sex to their friendship does lead to complications.

The Lego Movie (2014)



An ordinary LEGO minifigure, mistakenly thought to be the extraordinary MasterBuilder, is recruited to join a quest to stop an evil LEGO tyrant from gluing the universe together.

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